February 2011
Things i'd rather do than go to school tomorrow
fabulousfaggot:
Drink bleach.
Watch a non-stop marathon of the jersey shore. All seasons.
Eat dick.
Look at all my teachers naked while they have an intense orgy.
Violently throw up for 8 hours
Lite myself on fire, strapped to an electric chair.
Get a nipple ring, then rip it out.
Win tickets and backstage passes to a Miley Cyrus concert.
Saw away at the cartilage in my nose with a rusty...
I just really want (1) cute message.
bromyfuckinggod:
i love these.
Reblog to be promoted to my 9000+ followers or...
missmoschino:
http://missmoschino.tumblr.com/
theobviouskilljoy:
midnightfalls:
omgzachary:
To my new followers…
To my old followers…
To those who unfollowed me…
To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…
To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…
my second time posting this but i got so many new followers
And to my newest followers, thank you
This never gets old
January 2011
fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
Dinkleberg…
introducing, neveralone guy.
clauwee17:
Oh hai.
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
burritoshopsoundtrack:
kasseybee:
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
what if someone had a Tumblr crush on me?
simplejustin:
let's play my Tumblr 20 questions . the next 20...
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
rnguuyen:
it alternates slapping hands when you look @ the face but when you look @ the hand that’s not moving .. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS. mindfuck.
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
suitupboyswereonvacation:
1 tag
So, as it turns out, i'm just a loser with no...
why is this, you may ask?
well, i was gonna go to this party tonight. one that doesn’t have anything to do with someone’s birthday. but what happens? either all my ‘friends’ live to far away, and aren’t allowed out that late, or have more important things to do.
and i’m not just gonna go ‘see whose there, cause i might meet someone new’ as my mom...
MY ASK BOX IS NOW ACCEPTING:
justtryingtogetaway:
weird questions.
dirty questions.
have you ever questions.
would you rather questions.
what would you do questions.
personal questions.
deep questions.
How Deathly Hallows Ended (The Directory):
wizarding:
The Departed
Hermione Granger
Snape
Draco
Neville Longbottom
Mcgonagall
The Lupins
Petunia
George Weasley
Luna
Umbridge
Reblog if you want (1) honest opinion about you in...
kimmix3:
1 tag
And now I'm left here wondering,
Do you want to talk to me, just as much as I want to talk to you?
Is a silly goose, who should definately not leave...
